Assuming you speak English just because you are not Asian.
Why do you assume I speak English?
???????????? Nande eigo o hanasu to omotta?
Why do you think all white people speak English?
?????????????????????Nande hakujin minna eigo hanasu to omotteiru no?
(I know you don’t mean to be rude but…. ) not all white people speak english
(Kizutsukeru tsumori jya nai no ha wakatte iru no dakeredo…) hakujin minna eigo o hanasu wakedewanai
– Being complemented on your Japanese
But I only said 2 words!
???? ?? ????? demo futakoto shika ittenai?
But I barely said anything.
???????????Demo sonna ni ittenai.
You can judge language skills from only one word? You are a genius aren’t you!
????????????????????????????Tatta hitokoto de nihongo no reberu ga wakaru no? atama iin da ne!
Sorry to defy your expectations. (funny response, you might get a laugh)
????????Shitsurei itashimashita.
– A policeman asks to see your passport
Why? Did I do something wrong?
doshite? nanika machigatta koto shimashita ka?
Is it illegal to be white here?
???????????????? Hakunin ga koko ni iru no ha ihou desu ka?
Is it illegal to be black here?
????????????????Kokunin ga koko ni iru no ha ihou desu ka?
Please show me your badge
??????????????Keisatsu techou o misete kudasai.
Why did you stop ME?
?????????????Doshite watashi o tometta no?
– Being asked “can you use chopsticks?”
– Can you tie your own shoes?
???????????????Jibun de Kutsu himo musubemasu ka?
(Shoes) don’t come from Japan so it must be difficult for you.
??????????????????????????(Kutsu) ha nihon no mono jya nai kara sazou muzukashii koto deshou.
– Being Stared at
Don’t stare at me
???????Jiro jiro miruna
Can I help you with something?
?????????Nanika you desu ka?